From Out of Nowhere Productions

A timid con man panics when he learns he's going to prison for fraud, so he hires a reclusive martial arts guru who helps transform him into a kung fu expert with the ability to fight off convicts who want to either hurt or love him.

A spring-break trip with a series of unfortunate adventures is saved when the duo meet a couple of famous travel bloggers.

Rob Schneider tells the side-splitting stories of the three hoods: childhood, adulthood, and parenthood. From closet farts to his sex life, Rob isn't holding back any of the dirty details.