
When acclaimed erotica director Seymour Ass disembarks on remote Bone Island to shoot his next soft-core epic with sexpot starlet Fanny Sparrow, he discovers several big obstacles to overcome, none more imposing than a 60 foot tall simian.

Darian is a sexually repressed wildcat waiting to be unleashed. When she discovers an enchanted Ouija board, she also uncovers the power to transport women from the past into the present.